Month: March 2020

Happy Birthday

On March 19th 1994, Her Royal Highness Lady Avalyne Elizabeth Badis Cavanaugh welcomed her first grandchild Ava Marie Monroe Cavanaugh the First. Lady of Vancouver, British Columbia Guarde Madre of Surrey, British Columbia. For her tenth birthday Ava was awarded a trip to Nigeria where she toured the […]

Dear Graduates

This fucking sucks. I look forward to seeing everyone post their graduation photos each year because it reminds me that even though I did not get to graduate, there are millions of kids who got the opportunities in my place. I know it sounds weird, but it makes […]